The English language is similar in nature to a living, breathing being and it deserves our respect and admiration.

It is a hearty creature, having survived centuries of evolution by adapting to mankind's every age and stage; however, something has gone horribly wrong because it seems to be mutating, and at an alarming rate.           

Well, there's an app for that. It's called an editor. Only two plug-ins are required: a big red pen and a daily offering to help ward off the beasts of bad grammar.